Category: Humor

  • Download E-books So You're 60!: A Handbook for the Newly Confused PDF

    By Mike Haskins

    Forget the parable that you will be a kind of elder statesperson to the remainder of the kin. Your lifestyles will now include snoozing in the course of intercourse rather than after it, and going to extra funerals than weddings. you will bend right down to contact your ft after which put out of your mind what you went down there for. at the plus aspect, you could wait for getting your individual stair-lift, and will now escape with making no attempt whatever to drop some pounds. And all these charities you gave to—it's payback time!
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  • Download E-books Uncle John's Presents: The Book of the Dumb (Uncle John Presents) PDF

    A occasion of dimwits, lunkheads, undesirable rules and simply simple wrongheaded foolishness. In each box of human exercise, there are humans, issues, and concepts that rank probably the greatest mankind has ever produced. This publication is not approximately any of that stuff. If there is something human heritage teaches us, repeatedly and all over again, it is this: by no means underestimate the facility of human stupidity. again and again, the human skill to do rather dumb issues pops up in magnificent and infrequently surprisingly artistic methods, and frequently catches those that do the dumb issues without warning. From crashed Mars landers to vegetable-flavored Jell-O to land wars in the course of bitterly chilly Russian winters, The e-book of the Dumb chronicles the various greatest moments in human folly in each box of human recreation. writer John Scalzi (a widespread contributor to the Uncle John's rest room Reader sequence) takes the reader during the entire of recorded historical past, searching for the simplest examples of the worst rules, regrettable utterances, and crackpot theories within the fields of arts, technological know-how, politics, activities, leisure, and more.
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  • Download E-books Mark Twain's Guide to Diet, Exercise, Beauty, Fashion, Investment, Romance, Health and Happiness PDF

    By Mark Dawidziak

    This choice of Mark Twain fees provides the easiest of the curmudgeonly writer's ideas on vitamin, workout, drugs, smoking, consuming, romance, parenting, previous age, model, funds, politics, and rigidity administration. Curated through a widely known Twain specialist and mining lesser-known texts, speeches, and notebooks, it is the ideal reward for someone who is had sufficient of Gwyneth's self-righteous recommendation and the ramblings of the blogosphere.

    "Be respectful in your superiors, when you've got any."—from an April 15, 1882 speech

    "Training is every thing. The peach used to be a sour almond; cauliflower is not anything yet cabbage with a faculty education."—from Pudd'nhead Wilson

    "The much less a guy understands the larger the noise he makes and the better the wage he commands."—from "How I Edited an Agricultural Paper"

    Mark Dawidziak has been the tv critic on the Cleveland simple Dealer in view that 1999 and is the writer of many books, together with the 1994 horror novel Grave Secrets and histories of landmark television sequence: The Columbo Phile: A Casebook and The evening Stalker better half. A famous Mark Twain student, his acclaimed books at the writer contain Mark My phrases: Mark Twain on Writing and Horton Foote's the form of the River: The misplaced Teleplay approximately Mark Twain. He is additionally a playwright, director, and actor in addition to an accessory professor of journalism at Kent country University.

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  • Download E-books Literature, Satire and the Early Stuart State PDF

    By Andrew McRae

    Andrew McRae examines the connection among literature and politics at a pivotal second in English historical past. McRae argues that the main influential and incisive political satire during this interval could be present in manuscript libels, scurrilous pamphlets, and a number of different fabric written and circulated less than the specter of censorship. Satire supplied an important assets wherein early Stuart writers may well outline new versions of political identification and build new discourses of dissent.
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  • Download E-books Hate Mail PDF

    By Mr Bingo

    For lovers of The Bunny Suicides, Simon's Cat and one hundred and one makes use of of a lifeless Cat comes the hilariously offensive Hate Mail via Mr Bingo. 'Gorgeous and humorous! Like a labrador doing stand-up' - Noel Fielding 'A terrible, hilarious little ebook' - the days 'Wonderfully offensive... splendidly vicious' - The Huffington put up Mr Bingo loves submit. In April 2011 he introduced a carrier on his web site, the place, for a small check, he could ship his patron a classic postcard with one in every of his iconic drawings and an offensive message at the again. So the client will get a miles sought-after unique signed drawing, the postman will get fun and the realm will get just a little happier. Six days after release, it had turn into so renowned that he needed to briefly shut the carrier. yet worry now not! Mr Bingo is teaming up with Penguin to create Hate Mail, a ebook that may show off a hundred of his favorite comedian playing cards. Take a height at a few of Mr Bingo's Hate Mail postcards: Mr Bingo did not examine much in school yet he did notice one precious factor: he used to be stable at making humans snort. Now an greatly winning illustrator established in Shoreditch, he's "drawing stuff" for the likes of The robust Boosh, QI, the mother or father, MTV and the hot York instances. in addition to making photos, Mr Bingo usually speaks at occasions on his favorite themes, reminiscent of faith, the web, relationship, animals, artwork and terrorism.
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  • Download E-books Mordsgouda: Als Deutsche unter Holländern (German Edition) PDF

    By Annette Birschel

    Sie sind vernarrt in Frittiertes, züchten die schönsten Tulpen (und wässrigsten Tomaten) der Welt - und lieben nichts mehr als Urlaub im Wohnwagen. Annette Birschel lebt seit über zehn Jahren im Land der Kaufleute und Pfarrer. In ihrem Buch gibt sie Antworten auf Fragen, die uns Deutsche seit jeher beschäftigen: Warum hassen Holländer Gardinen? Schmecken Bitterballen wirklich sour? Und wieso muss im Oranje-Land immerzu alles lekker, leuk und makkelijk* sein? Eine überfällige Bestandsaufnahme unseres sympathischen Nachbarn im Westen - mit Humor und feinsinnigem Spott erzählt.

    * übersetzt etwa: toll, lustig und unkompliziert
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